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(reposted in part from Our Dayley Happenings.)
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. [You think?]
5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary? [The teacher in me cringes, but the pragmatist agrees.]
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I can get out of my neighborhood.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report [or 40,000 word WIP] that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. [Not true, but I laughed anyway.]
17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. [and the GPS in a rental car!]
19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a [schmuck] from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and hitting the trash can–but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 0.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time, when it’s pitch dark.
25. Doorbells should come with a passcode that gives friends their own ring tone.
26. Do you ever purposely take a wrong turn just so the lady in the GPS can recalculate again?

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